Melly

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  • 25
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  • Hair:
  • Red
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  • Tattoo:
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Is it sexting that fun? Is it even sexy? I tried it maybe twice in my life. The fail time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home. Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog. I've since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who funny asleep on the train.

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Is it really that fun?

Is funnh even sexy? I tried it maybe twice in my life. The second time, I texted him, "We can have sex until the cows cum home.

Well, all I received was silence, and then, three hours later, he sent a text asking me if I fed my dog. I've since retired to my usual texting regime of typing grocery lists and pictures of people who fell asleep on the train.

But thankfully, the hilarious sexting fails of these people below made me feel a whole lot funny about the "LOL" thing: At least I used the English language in my scenario. This guy didn't even get that far. But in this case At night, everyone say a prayer sexting thanks that they didn't bring up their dad during a sexting convo, fail these gems of humans did.

Funny sexting fails

If you're going to text the wrong person, at least make it someone with a healthy sense of humor, like this guy. These people literally got what they asked for.

Funny sexting fails

And then there are others who just call sexy like they see sexy. Alas, for some, the message just gets away from them entirely. Sorry bye sorry bye sorry bye.

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